vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

phukers:

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

tg-i:

krudman:

Ignore the terrifying thumbnail. Please watch this.

TES: Oblivion

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

lulz-time:

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

???????????????????????

Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat
sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

the score? six to nun

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

the score? six to nun

captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

image

omfg

how is it statistically possible that I can be this cute n smart n funny and still single

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*